-me and Staci had to do our presentation on computer mice yesterday. at the end, I had to read this joke thing..which was really real sent out by IBM.
Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.
If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.
Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.
It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.
Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.
-I'm applying at Member One right now so wish me luck (I already got a "theres no way in hell u'll get accepted. if u do, Member One must have no common sense to trust u with their money" from Ashy/David). we're havin a book signin event at the shop this Saturday too so I'm gonna be busy as hell. man, I got new clothes last week and I still want to go shoppin badly.